Everybody knows it. It also stinks! It stinks and it’s smell is something potent that I cant even acknowledge exists in the first place, so I can’t at least have the chance to fight it. It is a silent enemy lurking to get everyone in trouble. It was the snitch that I overlooked and the one important fact, I forgot to acknowledge.
Back in my rebellious days, I decided that smoking was cool. I remember I got the brilliant idea to steal one of my parents cigarettes. I headed over to their bathroom and snatched one from their half-used box. It was so awesome!!! I held the little white tube in my hand and darted to the kitchen for the nearest lighter.
…So I waited til my parents left to run some errands and I quickly grabbed my cig and lit it up. I then inhaled. Then quickly…..
****gasping for air****
WTF is this??????????
I inhaled a second time *Shrug* (it was only natural).
I reacted the same way as the first time.
I shook my head and then I threw it away. I thought nothing more of that stupid little cancer stick and went on my merry way back inside the house.
After an hour or so passed, my mom comes in my room and asks me “what the heck I was doing?????” I told her I was in my room just reading. She then tells me, were you reading before or after your cigarette break?”
I freeze, look up,and stare at her like a deer in headlights. F@$:)/!! I forgot to wash my hands/mouth. LOL! I was caught red handed!!!!! She starts laughing and tells me she knows I’ll be the most behaved one out of my siblings cuz she knows I wont be able to pull anymore slick things on her or my dad. She was right! ….or was she???
Do you have any stories??? Let me know!!!
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